Silly you, only authors are allowed to make shitty hateful comments about Kim K.

I'll admit it; wrecking ball is a great song. But the chorus just kills it for me. Just seems so out of place with the rest of the song. Eh.

Some of the hottest sex I've had in my life was in my boyfriend's childhood (twin!) bed. I guess it was something about having to be quiet at the peril of being heard by like, everyone else in the house that just did it for me. Ahhh, mem'ries!

I had a twin till i moved out because i grew up in a closet in a rowhome. Kind of a funny thing to assume that everyone had a queen bed at some point.

When there is a character who nicknamed himself "the Situation", there is no way that this guy Vinny can be the most insufferable.

Before i even saw the caption on that pic, I thought "damn, that pic is shopped like crazy. Looks pretty obvious to me.

Viva la Burt

Sharon Osbourne is LLLLITERALLY the worst.

Wait, I thought Jay Z retired.

You have just solved one of the great mysteries of my life. Thank you.

Damn, I was hoping you were referring to the music from that exact scene there in the movie theater. I have always loved that song/mix or whatever and i could never find out the name, artist or anything. Ho hum!

My thoughts exactly. My son was a surprise and we were still able to save 15,000 bucks in the six months before i got laid off, with my meager 32k salary and his hit or miss bar tips. If you make a combined total 160k, fuck yourselves if you think you need financial advice. Dont go to Atlantic City and put it all on…

Owldolf hootler? Be my bff plz?

Yeah, that's what I thought, too! Thought she joined ol' Lou, there...

4RILL. I have nips that become spontaneously erect on a still 95 degree day. AND I'M NOT ASHAMED ANYMORE!!!!!

Black by Pearl Jam, particularly the part where he's like "IIIII know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be the sun...in somebody else's sky, why, why, whyyyYYyy can't it beee, why can't it beeeEeEEee miiiine??!!!"

I saw a promo for this earlier and I'm trying to figure out... did Edward Norton get Botox on his eyes (is that how that even works? I don't know these things) or a browlift or something? He looks...different...

People who watch/cruise the website of/appear on the television show of TMZ are actually the worst people in the world. Like...there have been studies.

Daaamn, Burt. Damn.