How presumptuous! My boyfriend's mom said the same thing. And when I said "I would never do the whole white ball gown thing because it's silly and I'm not interested in pretending to be a princess", she's like "yeah...until you try one on..."

I agree and I'm not participating in this madness if any of my friends choose to go this route. I'll go to your wedding, eat dinner, drink my butt off, stuff a card and celebrate with you. HELL, I MIGHT EVEN GET YOU A WEDDING SHOWER GIFT!

I can;t stop laughing.

Laura, I'm onto your viral marketing for Taylor Swift. There's no way I would ever have clicked a link for a new TS song, but framing it in this way was irresistible since I wanted to be THE ONE to solve the mystery. Well played, Beck.

I never have. I think it's a great option because finding someone who is ALSO looking to start a relationship is actually pretty hard. I'm in a long term commitment situation, but I think I just got lucky. So many of my friends are having trouble finding men who are interested in having a relationship and not just…

Jezebel Jenkins, comin' right up! Followed by her sister, Salome. And Ruth. And Eve. And Bathsheba. Oh, wow... all of the people painted to be the shittiest characters in the bible are women? HUH.

Athena is not so bad. I floated the name Antigone and my family and boyfriend were like NOPE, next...?

Athena is not so bad. I floated the name Antigone and my family and boyfriend were like NOPE, next...?

Athena is not so bad. I floated the name Antigone and my family and boyfriend were like NOPE, next...?

I just... I can't

I have not and am open to him changing my mind! I'm just basing it on the three episodes of Sons of Anarchy I've seen and Green Street Hooligans. The eps of SoA just seemed to be him pursing his mouth, breathing hard out of his nose and trying to look tough and I just wasn't buying it.

I can definitely get down with that- that is important.

I can't lie. I laughed so hard that I had tears running down my face at the comment that said "Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to dis a Brie?" So...bad example!

A GUY IS EATING CHEESE ON THE SUBWAY?!!! FOURTEEN PICTURES. MINIMUM.

I wanna shake him and tell him "Your acting is of the same caliber as Showgirls, soooo..."

Alright, I'm gonna clutch some pearls here, so bear with me. But is that just where we are all heading...something upsetting is happening to someone in your line of vision so you just HAVE to record it? I was out front of CVS the other day when a guy got slammed to the ground in grand fashion by the police. (Never got…

I hate that usage also, and I've noticed that people are SERIOUSLY uncomfortable with the word 'women'. All that empowerment and stuff, I guess.

I will most certainly have to check those out. I'm digging pumpkin beers big time this year. Thanks for the recs!

I know, omg. The sun came out for ten seconds today and it was GLORIOUS.

It is great to be back. *Nestles Owlbutt into nest*