I like to think there are special karmic punishments coming to that person. It blows my mind that anyone can knowingly make a teenaged girl feel bad about her appearance. Ya know...those years are too easy. Let's make them a little shittier!

The other thing that would give me pause is how much you need to keep up on it. I used to dye my hair blackest black as a teenager (ALL sorts of wrong for my Irish/German skin), and after about two weeks it would start breaking up and fading. So even if you have the right skintone for it, it only winds up looking like…

That is wonderful and I wish I could take credit for it.

LOL RosieDublin is nutso. Thought I was the only one who noticed that.

Isn't it amazing that something so cheaply made (I'm looking DIRECTLY at you Victoria's Secret) can be made so expensive? It's a crime.

I really don't like to judge other parents, usually. But when I see a four-year-old in a stroller, I feel things. Angry things.

So true, you can spot a smoker from a mile away. The skin is just...bad. something dry and broken about the hair, too. Everyone"s free to choose their vices and normally I would try not to be so callous about looks, but this article IS about aging and caring for the appearance, so forgive me!

Seen one pair of oversized fakes, yoive seen 'em all, so...

My favorite are the women who find a way to work it into EVERY last social media post/status. "Oh, I got a cold. Who gets a cold at 21 weeks pregnant!!" I always want to say "OH. ARE YOU PREGNANT?!!! You haven't mentioned every day since you found out."

Cringe-worthy...joking or not.

That's the Deadspin/Kotaku reading of it!

I'm having visions of slippery, naked, incarcerated Tom Hardy. Thanks!

JRS, you were one of the best television characters in a very long time. And I've always wanted to tell you that.

Well, he is.

She was on Wendy Williams today and I was crushhhhed that I didn't get downstairs to the living room until 11:15. Too late :(

Apparently, there's a site called PunishTube? I've seen the banner with looped snippets featuring a sample of their type of product. Made me reallly uncomfortable that there's a whole "tube" site devoted only to what I'm assuming is cruel and "brutal" (their word) porn.

I know. It seems so bizarre now, all things considered.

I used to get Michelle Trachtenberg and Amanda Bynes mixed up all the time. True story.

I was devastated when Nate Berkus went off the air.

Yeah, yikes :\ :\ :\