Uneed a new avatar. ROFL JK!!!

You took the words right out of my mouth. Can't stop, won't stop, Wendy for Guv '14.

Your definition of humblebrag needs work. I'd say my statement was more a run-of-the-mill, undisguised putdown. But that's ashame about kotaku. Silly boys.

I haven't seen the comments on kotaku, as I tend to live my life in the real 3D world and couldn't fathom becoming so involved in pixellated objects, but...the commenters there can't possibly be worse than Deadspin...can they?

There are two things that are just so tragic to me:

Sigh. Someday, perhaps... but for now, the Great Invisible (Deaf, Dumb and Mute) Eye in the Sky continues to govern.

I've certainly noticed some flat-headed toddlers among friends and acquaintances. My son started rolling over while asleep sometime in the fourth month, so I figured, ehh, I'm gonna let the chips falls where they may with this one. He doesn't have any flatness to the back of his head, but he's still got that big old,…

An Englishman commenting negatively on looks. NOW I'VE SEEN IT ALL, FOLKS.

But it couldn't be Deadspin either because I'm not seeing the 25 threads beginning with unfunny puns about people being hurt or killed, or women existing only to give boners or be made fun of.

Before the picture loaded, I read the headline as "Watch Baby Goose Cuddle-Pile on Unsuspecting Woman". As in...

BOOM. Beat me to it. I feel sorry for them, I do.

I enjoy yogurt, too. Greek yogurt to be exact. But what really bothers me is that all of the non-food additives in mainstream yogurt brands (not to mention grams upon grams of sugar) are really not doing our bodies any favors. Then they market it like it's great healthy lifestyle food.

I swear to fucking god, if I have to watch that INSANELY STUPID "Swapportunity!!! It's what happens when you switch out a high calorie snack for a delicious and nutritious Yoplait light!!!!" commercial with the woman dissing the heart-shaped cookie ever again...

It's South Philadelphia's fault.

Don't forget the snowballs that were thrown at him!!! That's the best part... :\

Can you FUCKING.

You know what's so sad to me? Many people (men and women) WILL vote for this fuck because he's comparatively attractive. They'd never admit it, but they would. For evidence of the common American's level of political knowledge, go no further than Kimmel's lie witness news. OH, you voted for so-and-so because you like…

He really doesn't get half the credit he is due for royally fucking certain things up.

What n the everliving fuck is going on there? Is that vomit?

Yes. And I came here to say that your username wins the Internet.