I know. It makes me very sad for my children. (Okay, I realize that was a bit of pearl-clutching, but really!)

Well, I was born in 1986 and I have no attention span to speak of. Same goes for many of my peers. I'd really like to know what it was that made US so underdeveloped in those same parts of the brain. But I suppose that's an explanation for another time...

Yeah, this reminded me of when Oasis proclaimed they were bigger than the Beatles. Woops!

Yeah, I was going to edit to add that it seemed like a conversation that was fed to them by producers. Which would make it not his fault, but I guess I still see him as an accessory. Eh, it doesn't matter either way!

I just couldn't ever get past his conversation with his girlfriend about how she needs to be 92 lbs. "92 lbs is the dream" is a direct quote, I believe. But now she's, GASP, 105 or some shit, which he can deal with, but... you know...92 lbs is the dream.

Yeah, that's a thing around here. I live in Philadelphia and certain people in my family say 'cousint'. And 'husbint' for husband. It'ssss...awful.

I feel your pain. My dad is a really great guy. And he sits in the living room and legitimately laughs out loud at that piece of shit show. The mind. It boggles.

It's like, slanted or something

Any way you slice it, I love my Bowie cheekbones! #humblebrag #firsthashtagiveeverusedinmylife

Say, I haven't seen an article by Hugo Schwyzer on Jez in a long time. Was he not asked back?

Yeah, oh god. Before I experienced it, no one had ever mentioned the pain of breastfeeding to me. I just had a phantom pang of nipple-biting pain just writing this!

So Carson Daly just turned 40. Which means in the heyday of TRL (I'll admit it, I watched every day after school in 1998-99), he was what... 26?

Don't even get me started... The concept riles me up every single time.

I would decline, too. So many men are so. frigging. baaad at it. I wouldn't want to waste the time.

lol u mad

I didn't watch any of it, but the stills just scream "young, rich Hollywood kids being young and rich in Hollywood". Sorry, Miley, Bret Easton Ellis did it better.

I must look for it! I stick to the wine section at the state store, so that must be why I've never seen it.

Really? My boyfriend and I both bartend in Philadelphia and we've never heard of it. Huh!

Bad. Fucking. Ass. This brightened my morning.

Well, in the off-the-record and behind-closed-doors conversations I've heard, unabashed racial slurs have been used, so..