GGG as in good, giving, and game? From Dan Savage? I'm not sure if that's what the OP was meant, but the thought of referring to a vegetable in such sexually open terms makes me giggle. Or should I say GiGGle.

She's um...behind him...

Wow, that never occurred to me. You're probably very right. She is sadly dumb as fuck and doesn't usually seem to be a fan of proper period/comma placement.

Certainly could've done without that part, yeah.

Since you mentioned Courtney Love...
This item about Frances Bean dressing down Kendall Jenner for her self-absorption is pretty great:

Oh, Maude Ap, I feel you! I feel like I'm making this face every time I take a bite:

Another reason I LOVED the hospital (and its staff) where I delivered. They were very strict about their no-more-than-three-family-members policy. And that's including the baby's father. They also have a strict policy banning photography and videography.

it always just makes my heart hurt so bad when it's kids.

THIS IS WONDERFUL. I'm going to watch this gif until I can come to terms with the facts of this awful, awful story.

Yeah, she has plates in her head from someone beating her. Someone posted a transcript of her interview with Dr. Drew recently and I read about half of it. Really sad stuff.

Ahh, my boyfriend had the same issue. He was worried about hurting the baby and he couldn't get past the idea of the baby being so present (because my belly was so big). And this happened at the worst time—end of pregnancy is like being a teenager again. Horndog city!

I have a little boy toddling around to prove it!

Yes, between this story and the story on the front page of Gawker about the child porn guy and his Rold Golds, I'm done for the day. Fuck.

He was repulsive in Ira & Abby and I didn't think I'd be able to move past that. But yup, quite attractive in Mindy Project...

Exactly! My bf was watching it one night and when he told me the premise, I thought "ohhh boy...here we go". But you're right, of the episodes I've seen, there haven't been any moments of 'bitches be body-parts' or any of that shit. The League on the other hand...ugh...

Workaholics is actually waaay funnier than I expected it to be. I didn't even recognize him hanging out up there in the upper right corner.

For. real.

I am no expert and my makeup routine is very simple. But I was assuming that darkening the sides of the nose slightly, while having a white-ish streak down the center would serve to make the nose look defined and closer to the "ski-slope" people speak of.

Hahaha, the first thing that crossed my mind was, 'oh...skinny thighs :\' Then I scolded myself for being so judgey!

That's gotta be annoying as all hell. I'd have to start resorting to what a commenter on here said recently: "When are you going to have a baaaaby?!" "I'm infertile."