That's the guy who Britney Spears cheated on Justin with, right? Ohh, my brain retains the most useless information from the teenage years! Can't remember for the life of me how to get the cosine of x, but hey... I know who Britney Spears slept with 13 years ago.

Yeah, I had never hear the phrase 'hyphy' or the style of...music, I guess you could call it, before spending some time in Berkeley. And I haven't hear the phrase/music since. Thank god.

Slightly related: I heard that they make subway handrails and the rectangle where you're likely to push the door of a public restroom out of stainless steel because germs can't survive on that type of surface. Anyone know if that's true or not?

It never fails that when I look at the seat before I sit, someone has pissed ALL over it. That's the only reason I paper it with about a half roll of toilet paper.

Omg i'm dying...

That was my son's first birthday, too! I was PISSED that he was born on 4/20 of all the goddamned days of the year and I warned one friend to tell our group that if anyone made a 4/20 joke, I'd never speak to them again. But I got over it and was thrilled to have a happy, healthy boy!

Very glad you're both okay and congratulations! I have always wondered what happens when something goes very wrong like that during a home/water birth. It was my understanding that a nurse midwife could only do so much. Time is of the essence when someone is about to...ya know...bleed to death.

That video had me in tears :\

Yes, he's got some great gravitas! I get a good feeling when I hear his name (and the anti-Lohan bit only helps). On a related note, this SNL sketch with Dana Carvey as Brokaw is hilarious.

I love Goz's "deal with it" sunglasses. Good work.

YOU GO, TOM BROKAW!

That was great- thanks for sharing!

Exactly! This is something that gets overlooked whenever mom jeans are discussed. You can't win- either you wear the low rises and feel uncomfortable because of muffin top (so much extra belly/mid-section skin after baby!), or you wear the wonderfully supportive but ridiculous looking mom jeans.

Oh man. AND her music reminds me of the Knife?!! I think I just fell in love.

I'm with you, my heart genuinely breaks for Jenelle. But where did you get that cartoon and please god, tell me there are more!

Good call. I think it was a typo and she meant 'bundle'. And I don't know how much that it, but google probably does.

No, they were just really tan. From all their leisure time. Spent as entitled white people.

Oh god, I just wet my pants. This needs to happen. Now you've got me picturing the half-closed eyes, the snarl and the slightly jutted bottom jaw with overly visible bottom teeth.

My son's first birthday is today. :\

The mere thought of Planned Parenthood makes my heart swell. Viva la PP.