WOW.

It usually goes hand-in-hand though, doesn't it? Not calling you vain, but most people I know who are meticulous about their own appearance are scathingly critical of other peoples'.

I was never fully on board with the hatred of Hugo Schwyzbutt... and then I googled "Hugo Schwyzer" and the phrase "Hugo Schwyzer kill girlfriend" came up. So I clicked.

Rarely is the question asked...

I usually agree wholeheartedly with being in the moment and not wasting time trying to capture it. Just live your life! But as far as babies and children... I have to disagree. The little bodies and the little faces change so quickly that you forget what he/she looked like at 6 months before you even know it.

I loved being pregnant. Never had a day of sickness, had more energy than in non-pregnancy (so giving up coffee was a breeze), and my hair was GLORIOUS. Normally, it's flat and blah, but it always had the volume and shine of a magazine ad. I'll stop gushing now..

No stretch marks?!! I thought folks like you were unicorns :(

Would that it were so easy, my friend...

I would love to be a lark, but alas...

Um... you can have them, the cheekbones. For the very low price of...whatever your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon is charging these days.

Yes! I tried to fix it like six times and it didn't work so I said frig it. Thanks for sharing the tastiness.

Someone posted this recipe in an open thread a few months ago and I've been making it on the regular ever since. Super easy, very flavorful. I make mine a little thicker so it winds up being less like a soup, but either way... delicious.

bye girl

But, by Jove, those fetuses deserve a CHANCE! Just not once they're out of the womb and have graduated to being actual children. Nah, fuck them.

Yup. When you don't have any real problems to worry about, like rent getting paid on time or the fridge being filled, you can navel-gaze like a motherfucker. Troof.

Having a child has turned me into such a mess with these stories. Before, I'd watch and smile and think "that's really nice, I'm glad that happened!"

Re: the last link: I used to do a similar thing to my cat. I'd put a scrunchie around her neck and call her Clown Girl. She hated me every day of her life and I always wondered why.

I LOVE BRYAN CRANSTON.

Yeah, I really think she should just skip these things altogether.

Well, also, from what I've seen from each of them, the material isn't very similar either...