MacFarlane just seems like the smug bro-type who is always so impressed with his own shitty jokes. Louis CK is just genuinely disgusted by humanity. And he presents his disgust in a smart and hilarious way.

I've been wearing a pair of H&M leggings most days of the week for months now. My problem is usually the upper-inner-thigh area wearing out, but these have held together very well. I think they were ten bucks. Highly recommend.

Yeah, he has a tough face.

She has Disney Princess hips. Didn't know that was physically possible.

First face I saw was Eva Mendes. Now that you mention it, I do see Gisele!

I did it for about two weeks on a farm outside Belgrade. It was such a great experience. The couple who hosted my two friends and me were great— very generous and helpful. The work was brutal at times (never realized how bone-tired you can be after digging an irrigation ditch or transplanting lettuces... whew!) I…

I had the same reaction. And it goes beyond the television/film world. Yeah, yeah I know it's illegal to discriminate against a mother as a job applicant, but it happens all the time. I've sensed the conversation cool off quite a bit in more than one interview after I mention my son. The hard part is explaining a…

Completely unrelated, but it really annoys me when Bill Hader laughs during skits. I guess it was kind of funny during Stefon...maybe...but now he does it all the time.

And Tupac! Don't forget Tupac...

man... only in america.

Yeah I thought it seemed low, too. Now I kind of want to get a pad of paper out and keep track for the day, heh

TUBA BLASTS!!! I am dying. This is amazing.

I have to fart constantly. And I think I need to start doing Sphincter Kegels because the muscle is getting loose and weak from having to hold farts in so often.

Sriracha is perfection.

Butter was so awful. Just my opinion.

Who are Paris Jackson's biological parents? She is unbelievably beautiful.

I've always shied away from frittatas because they look too much like quiche to me. And I haaaate quiche. But maybe I am wrong and am missing out!

Hahaha 'turgid' was exactly what I thought. *Smiles turgidly*. Oh, Alejandro!

LOLLLL @ "passionately mash his balls with them"

Oh my goodness, that sounds wonderful, every part of it!