Go to the store more frequently and purchase fewer items when you’re there, especially if you often find your produce has rotted before you could get to it. Aaaaaaaand bring totes!
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I always put as many peppers in as I can stand chopping, like 2 bells, a poblano, a Serrano, and at least a couple jalapeños, anchos if I have em. Carrots as well. I have a fantastic smoky chili powder that is part of the spice mix I throw in, it really deepens the flavor of the dish. I usually add a bit of beer or…
Lol bye Jezebel
(I know you meant vicious but) Viscous pirates for diversity sounds like a) a fun party and b) exactly the type of society I want to live in
I make this in bacon fat, but on the stovetop, cuz it takes less than 60-90 min and I can get the cabbage a bit crispy. Bacon, cabbage, and garlicky hasselback potatoes are a comfort-the-sick meal in my house when everyone’s tired of soups.
Sorry but gala apples are kinda meh. Pacific rose, envy, rocket, and opal apples are where it’s at.
Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby, you got a stew going
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Would love an AMA with her!
“Interesting, if true” and her chill sister “Interesting, if true, but so what?”
It also makes them curious so they have to come investigate. Of course they see you, but do they care?? Not until you sorta sound like a mouse for a second. Then, where did that sound go? Better check it out...ooh scratches, you’re alright!
How I regularly make friends with cats: when I see a cat I want to try to befriend I stop what I’m doing and become still, make one kiss sound to get its attention and make eye contact for several seconds. Then I slowly squat down and extend a loose fist (not fingers) towards it, maintaining eye contact. Sometimes…
Cabbage
Toast, with good hot sauce.
Grocery store lunch. I spent about $5 yesterday for a chicken wrap, 2 bananas, and a giant bottle of water.
I mean, yes, the best way to “deep clean” is to just do regular maintenance and never get to that point.
I only make this fruit salad, ever since it was served to me as an after-dinner pre-dessert bowl by a friend’s Turkish wife:
The picture is of a 19th century French “pelvic douche” used by doctors to treat women diagnosed with “hysteria” which was commonly treated with genital massage to induce “paroxysm” (orgasm). The pelvic douche was one of several inventions to make it easier for docs to “induce paroxysm” before the invention of the…
Surprised to see no mention of the cherry tree bloom! It’s both overwhelming and entirely magical. Can’t see it year round, but you should plan any visits to DC in April anyway to enjoy their annual 3weekz of perfect weather