Or the 14 republican led states that turned down no strings attached free federal dollars for school lunch programs for kids. Because they are so pro family.

Aw, the nonsense. My sister has four kids, and when they were all young and required car seats she bought a vehicle that holds more than five people comfortably, which is something that anyone wanting a large family will, and can, do.

Arbitration clauses like this should be illegal, full stop.

Pro Tip: To get a whole tankful of premium, when the owner goes in to pay, drive away in their luxury car.

Your plebe car isn’t going to benefit from higher octane gas anyways.

Florida Man strikes again. 

Only like two or three times. It’s honestly not that big a deal.

‘Oh, wait...this is not MY vette! My bad.’

How strange. I had something similar happen to me about 20 years ago. I bought a turbo timer for my MR2 and quickly realized I could set it for 10 mins, turn the car ‘off’ (still running, but I had removed the key) lock it, and run into a store to grab something and come out with time to spare.

One day I did this but…

The fact that from the pics in the article that the dealer sign has different fonts used in the signage, they may have already done so in the past, LOL

I hear Moldstar Gotors is available.

I really wish my Miata had been totalled out... I was already planning on upgrading to something with a little more V8, and now my trade is worth substantially less.

I am honestly surprised a Miata is considered a “specialist” vehicle in the first place. Not shitting on the Miata obviously but I would think a specialist vehicle would be something more exotic.

True, but at the same time you won’t even get it towed somewhere like if you can afford that truck you can afford a tow, unless for some reason insurance won’t let him tow it.

Wait, so this guy bought a Cybertruck and DOESN’T want attention?!

I’m sure it was just an honest mistake on his part as his entire job is to defraud people as much as possible.

he had a bunch of other cars stored there? was it a chop shop?

Was he Chopping Broccoli?

If you’re dumb enough to give Musk your money, I have zero sympathy for you.

So it was a Broccoli Rob-bery?

That was my thought, too. He clearly has enough money to go buy 20 acres somewhere and figure out how to do this without pissing everyone around him off.