I’m saying all that other stuff. 

1/10 trolling. I award you no internet points. 

Come on 2017, can’t we have ANYTHING nice?

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

Disasters faced under Trump like....

i bet you sigh a lot on the internet

Brazilian here. Although the article is factually correct, I think it would be useful to expand the information a bit, in order to get more context. Since I already sort of did that with my comment in the article about the Italian woman burnt alive by an ex-boyfriend, here it goes:

Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

Bothan Commander: Alright, we’ve got the plans, but this is a tight spot. That’s okay, we’ve been through worse together. We just need to get through this blast door and we’re home free.

That is cool, but old newsreel footage has taught me that people moved really fast and jerky in the old days.