The only real good news I can see in this is that a LOT of Trump voters that were in last year’s census aren’t around anymore thanks to their refusal to get vaccinated, and that may dull some of the voting gains Republicans expect to get from this new map. 

All I hope is that he suffers. Him dying doesn’t really do anything. But just for karmatic justice, he needs to suffer.

He’s so dumb he needs that red tie to find his own dick. 

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

As a Pacers fan who loathes the Lakers, this was some beautiful schadenfreude. If they whiff on everyone this summer, it’ll be even better. 

Dear White House,

I like this take! It’s just like saying that Americans don’t slaughter whales. Now let’s talk about Americans and concentration camps...

The majority of people upset over the “disrespect” shown by not standing for the anthem also proudly fly the Confederate flag next to the Stars and Stripes.... So let’s grade their anger on the idiotic curve it deserves.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

I hope your trailer burns to the ground with your children inside of it.

Nah, let’s bring down all the confederate monuments, and start to treat the civil war for stupid mistake it was that lead to the deaths of over 600K Americans and our failure to reconcile that lead to the continued oppression of black people to this day. The civil war is not something to be proud of and build…

Keep trying sugar britches....

Let’s add this.

This dude is going to get convicted. The good wypipo of Minnesota are going to serve his Latino ass up on a platter and say, “See? We’re not racist!”

That’s cool, but I deeply hope that a week from now we won’t have to read about how some overzealous ICE agent decided to deport her anyways.

Makes me wish I was the next president just so that I could eminent domain the shit out of every Trump property in the U.S. If that was all I accomplished, the spite would be worth it.

That documentary was messed up.

Unless you’re actually typing this from within an Indian nation, how about you help the process by dragging your own illegal immigrant ass to a port and sailing back where your ancestors came from?

All of them.