Telling your vegetarian/vegan friends that they can eat a dish with chicken broth in it is a dick move. No, they won't die but they might get diarrhea or just be really, really, justifiably pissed at you for being such a dick.

If you make a workplace a PC wasteland and make it a comfortable place for women and people of color, you will miss out on golden innovations like Titstare. Its your choice, feminazis.

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If you look at the highest point of the mountain on the right side of the video, at the beginning of the video, you can see the boulder come loose and start rolling.

Um, because he's the most obnoxious possible pastiche of obnoxious dudebro culture, packaged to sell the most disgusting possible dudebro food to the most annoying possible dudebro buttholes? Because he represents a cynical marketing cyborg's idea of common-man stupidity? Because his dumb-fuck shows are on the…

I am 99% certain that Joan is Brad's wife, they are super passive-aggressive, and this is an internet version of the type of argument they normally have through their couple friends who can only tolerate them after several glasses of wine.

Brad's real question was: Is there any way for me to be an asshole without looking like an asshole?

'Kay. Stereotypes are fun. I frequent Jezebel, and my advice, if the genders were swapped, would be exactly the same as it is now. In fact, I have lived this scenario. The only difference being that I cooked because I was afraid my boyfriend would hurt himself or the kitchen when he cooked. I cooked, he cleaned. Point…

They're not thaaat similar. It does sound like Katy's synth line has ripped off Sara's piano during the verse, but that's about it.

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING MALE BIRTH CONTROL RIGHT GODDAMN FUCKING NOW

If only the world had some kind of group of men who were angered by the way patriarchy hurt men, and were interested in organizing around those issues to make life better for both men and women. Men who were activists for "men's rights", if you will.

I'm a male and I would do RISUG and schedule an appointment an hour from now for it if I could. I'd even hang the certificate over my bed. I understand the hesitation for a female to not trust a pill for guys but the door swings both ways on trusting the pill in my opinion. I know I'm just as terrified when a girl…

In 5th grade, I learned an olde-tymey classic song, it went like this:

No thanks.

Well, I for one am glad we finally have some shows on TV that highlight white dudes. I mean, turn on any other show and they only appear as what — 80% of the characters?

Coming next season: BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS!, THINK OF GOOD TITLE AND INSERT HERE, and You're Too Lazy to Change the Channel.

I am so excited about this show! So excited I am peeing a little!

Man, I could go on and on about the ways in which the world just is not compatible with me, the lowly night owl ;) I feel like it's constantly associated with laziness and being a perpetual teenager. I go to work, I get my shit done, it's fine. I'd just rather sleep 4AM-11AM than 11PM to 7AM. Everyone said I'd change…

Ugh. Can someone please tell my roommate I'm not lazy for staying up late and sleeping in. I get the SAME amount of work in, just at a different time. Is that so strange? Someone reply in agreement so I can show him I'm not weird.

I think morning people are the big entitled assholes — they are so goddamn self-righteous and proud of their morning asses. They'll schedule shit for the ass-crack of dawn and act all superior when you show up shaking and looking like you just got whacked upside the head with a two-by-four. They brag about coming in…