oversizedschmeckel
OversizedSchmeckel
oversizedschmeckel

There are a dozen excellent books on English football and youtbe is filled with all sorts of videos about teams, the league, its history and the evolution of the sport.

The creepy part was the NFL knowing that sex with the wife happens as often as my team wins the Super Bowl.

This is great, but how about the NFL’s creepy insistance that I have unprotected sex after the game?

Probably the lowest moment since I became a supporter. Fractured fanbase, unbalanced squad, giving up the only 2 shots on target AFUCKINGGAIN. The only light I see in anything is that Klopp is in charge and will likely hit the reset button in the summer. Need wingers, a healthy non-injury-prone striker who has goals

Let’s make this a commemorative thread

I just can’t knock Falcao. At the time of his knee injury he was a superstar striker who had the world at his feet. And while he didn’t produce in Manchester or Chelsea, he also never sulked or complained about playing time, opportunity, service, whatever. He was a model squad member who always trained well, supported

please let this boy’s body hold-up

Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

So Ciara has a dick or a really huge clit right?

“2 outs, bottom of the 9th in young Scotty’s life”

Can someone explain what Vince Staples is doing with his hands? Does he have two hands? Is he self conscious about his right hand? Why is he tucking his left hand between his wrist and stomach? Do I need to watch more of these? Is this a common thing for him?

My 18-month old likes to put a dish rag over her head and then walk into a wall.

I believe this one the most because it has the biggest letters and none of those little dots that make the words stop so I can think about it.

Clearly you have never had a reggie phase.

“Where the hell’s this ‘Drew’ punk?”

“P.P.P.P.P.S. Teacher hits us when we make mistakes. Send help.”

He’s actually dialing the number of the local Domino’s. But they’ve been dealing with his drunken 2am calls for 30 years now and don’t even bother correcting him anymore.

Can confirm this is a Green family trait. I saw Draymond and the Warriors when they came to down to play the Pistons this year. A Michigan native, his mom was in attendance a few rows away. Every minute Draymond was on the floor, his mom yelled, "This is a MAN'S GAME!" to various targets. "This is a MAN'S GAME, Ref!"