It’s always tough to understand the context when Jim Irsay asks his players if they’re holding. 

How is marbling weird?

I’ve seen Deadspin compared to a lot of things in my day, but Megan’s dad comparing it to People is the most brutal assessment yet. 

Sandy Hook...we live in CT and my son who was in 2nd grade at the time realized that he would have been one of the “big” kids at the school and would have been in a position to help the little ones if it had been at his school. (We are more than 30 minutes away from Newtown...) He couldn’t sleep for a few weeks and…

In this case he should have been held for questioning long before it got to this point. Police can hold someone for 24 hours without pressing charges that asshole should have been in custody. Besides he is exactly the kind of idiot that will shoot his mouth off and end up incriminating himself 10 seconds into an…

Why not just use an actual Echo timer? Mine’s great. It’s small, stylish and is loud when it goes off, so I can be in another room while something is in the over or on the stove.

Why not just use an actual Echo timer? Mine’s great. It’s small, stylish and is loud when it goes off, so I can be…

Thank you for reporting on this.  Not sure why we continue to lionize law enforcement when they don’t do basic things, like assisting citizens known to be in danger.

How the fuck does this keep happening?

If the problem to be solved is “rich white guy wants a faster option than a car on the Kennedy to O’Hare in rush hour, but is too racist and shitty to sit with icky minorities and mere upper-middle class people on the L” then it solves a problem. For an incredibly ridiculously large cost.

You are clearly overlooking the additional benefit that once this becomes operationalized, situations where children become trapped in caves will be a thing of the past. Every human will have their own tunnel navigating Tesla and our bright future as mole people can really begin. 

“yes let’s all make fun of the genius who is trying to make the world a better place”

Just FYI, when I get back to my computer from the bus stop I’m gonna ban everyone who came here to defend this doofus. Thanks.

All the Mania in the World

All you very good not-quites, ‘tis dawn of new day-
You Dykstras, Delgados, Ellis Burks and Ron Cey,
Jeff Kent and Mark Grace, Gil Hodges and Keith,
Justice, Gonzalii (Adrian and Luis),
Crime Dog and Murphy, each and every Alou,
Strawberry, Sosa, and John Olerud,
Munson, Posada, Clarks Jack and Will;
With Baines now…

That kind of nihilism seems reductive. I mean, we’re all going to die, the sun will swallow the earth, and the universe will eventually becoming unimaginably cold and dark.

Daniel Radcliffe gives good content.

I feel bad for Daniel but this is tremendous content. 

Jesse also hosts the Holiday Baking championship/Spring Baking Championship on the food network. He’s so dreamy.

You know who would make an excellent cursing announcer? Dennis Eckersley. He doesn’t give a shit about sugar coating things, makes good points, and can really drive home the vitriol when needed.

Check him for CTE. I’ve been suspicious for a while because it’s a popular sports disease that’s in all caps.