I love when Canadians, who bogarted our national holiday, tell us how we’re celebrating it wrong.

I gave my vote to Derek Jeter because he has 5 Gold Gloves.

Oh, snap.

He looks a lot like Hassan Minaj, so he’s got the hot thing going for him. He is kind of a pain in the ass some days though.

Really thought this was going to turn into a how I met my wife story.

Because I care, I went and actually researched this. Ben has 10 wins in Cleveland and Derek Anderson has 11 wins in Cleveland.  Tim Couch was next on the list with 8.  Brandon Weeden was fourth on the list with 5 and rounding out the top five is Colt McCoy with 4 wins.  

Bill James once explained that talent is pyramidal - meaning that there are only a few of the most talented player, a slightly larger group behind them, then a little bigger group, and so on. So he of all people should know that if you remove the top 750 - 1200 players in the world from your available pool and half to…

I mean it says right on their website that he is a senior advisor for their baseball operations.

but, as Colin Kaepernick came to learn years after McClean, anyone who questions the institutional war machine

Anyone who thinks Nassar was allowed to do what he did for so long was because of the inaction of just a few people on top, they are fooling themselves.

If you let the cats in, you might as well get rid of rhythmic gymnastics with the ribbons. Damn cats would never let a routine finish. 

No, it was Sunday, Ty Montgomery’s “For God’s sake please don’t run day” but he went ahead and got his brains bangled.  

At least the third season of Making A Murderer will be better.

For the All Lives Matter crowd, transgender people are

She made a side note so you wouldn’t have to assert your beer snobbery knowledge superiority and you STILL did it LOLOL

You really want to get into a shitty QBs by racial makeup conversation? Johnny Manziel, Paxton Lynch, Nathan Peterman, Ken Dorsey, Trent Dilfer, Sage Rosenfels, Eric Crouch, Mike Glennon, Rex Grossman, Brock Osweiler.

Prison rape isn’t a joke.  Fuck outta here. 

I have also played tic tac toe with the chicken. Even wrote about it in a report for like 2nd or 3rd grade. Its called Reptile Gardens, and yes it is still there.

If you’re going to include tennis players on that list, it should include Ivan Lendl.

Hingus was awesome. Check with Giri or Wagner in slack before you slander tennis players.