Hazel - I must respectfully disagree. This album is VERY sexy. As proof, I cite the many orgasms I’ve enjoyed while listening to Dress, I Did Something Bad, Delicate, Don’t Blame Me, and Gorgeous, and the corroborating testimony of my previously TS-skeptical boyfriend!

For me, the buttfumble is something that created a great bonding moment in my family.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Inspired by a lengthy conversation he had with my uncle, he told us he wanted to have something to pass down to us, something precious that could help keep together as a family, a reason to remember each other and start new traditions with our own families.

I think she has had a mask of her 28 year old face made and is wearing it around. When it falls off? Hell, I don’t know. I’m 50 something and this just depresses the hell out of me. I didn’t have kids, but.........

A similar thing is happening where I used to live in SoCal — it was a neighborhood that was in an old pocket of town, with Victorian homes and old buildings (I think my building was built during WWI).

This. I see a weird amount of shipping for a relationship that clearly only Eleanor is into. Tahani would treat her like crap then get bored, if she ever chose to go along with it at all with no physical attraction there on her part.

This. I see a weird amount of shipping for a relationship that clearly only Eleanor is into. Tahani would treat her like crap then get bored, if she ever chose to go along with it at all with no physical attraction there on her part.

I hate Matt Lauer. Oh plz, plz...

Why do people not report these things? I reported sexual harassment issues once. I was young and stupid, and thought that if I politely asked to be reassigned because my boss kept on insisting on giving and receiving unwanted backrubs, making it very clear that I wasn’t trying to make trouble, things would be all…

You don’t need to know the context or the entirety of the conversation to know that ‘Did you fuck all your sources?” is inappropriate question. Fuck’s sake. If someone is ignorant, it’s still harassment.

One fun context clue to figure out if this question wasn’t appropriate is that the woman who was asked the question is saying that it wasn’t appropriate.

he’s never had the opportunity to defend himself and that violates due process in America

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

And Neil Young, (Bob Dylan, Tom Petty, yadda yadda) are? My point: it has never been a prerequisite for rock and roll.

Did I miss the rollout for The Takeout or is this just a slick rebranding of Clownfister?

I agree with the TV thing. I read her blog for years before she was super famous, and her humor and self deprecation don’t translate well on the tv.

i have made the peanut noodle recipe! it was good!

I love your articles. This is a bad take. Thanksgiving is about gluttony and regret. The veritable bedrocks of our society. Salad, while delicious and whimsical furthers neither of those ends.

To each their own. Nothing disgusts me more than a chocolaty stout, nothing about beer should be creamy in my estimation (nor does the flavor or coffee belong in my beer.) Truly gags me. And all Belgian beers taste like moldy bread, to me. I really love a crisp IPA (not something testing the very limits of how many…