It might be worth noting that AfroStateOfMind is an officer at the Nate Parker Foundation: http://nateparkerfoundation.org/pages/about.ph…

*Sofia Vergara, for instance, has talked about having seamstresses on call who completely reconstruct the sample size items she is sent to wear, if it’s even possible that is.

Totally agree but the pearls are the lesser of two evils.

I grew up around DC and ran track and field and I remember people being more horrified that the Olympics let in a wealthy girl, who claimed not to know who Nelson Mandela was even though her country was on the brink of Civil War.

Can we talk about how fast kids grow and how alarming it can be?

This is the bike they refer to in the article.

No, no; Charmin ultra *strong*.

Yay! I love turtles!!!

love her

and now she writes gardening books. ho, and the style has changed a little bit too

that lead image is so badass. would’ve loved to have that as a poster in college.

I am not seeing any English translations, and I’m pretty sure my EPCOT-level French is not up to the task.

The summer of free Big Macs and fries. I remember it well.

He’s not in the same league- for white people. I guarantee you there were a lot of people of color that laughed harder at The Nightly Show than they ever did at Colbert, Stewart, or Bee. The fact that the latter can continue with their careers while Wilmore and his predecessors (W. Kamau Bell, e.g.) get cancelled just…

Meanwhile, Tosh.0 will never end.

Ahh...Powell’s jump is one of the most aesthetically beautiful athletic achievements there will ever be. He was literally running in air. Also great to watch Lewis’ crestfallen face after Powell broke the record.

Same. I’m a nothing at Deadspin, but Deadspin has been a touch of an everything to me during these dark, cancer-complicated years. A twisted place to get absorbed in dick pics and deep reportage instead of the pain and fatigue and despair.

I just want to quickly give props to Jim Cooke and Sam Woolley for constantly coming up with the best and most ridiculous artwork to accompany all your awesome pieces. They da real MVP.

I have been reading many times a day but never commented til now. (I’m old for Deadspun and didn’t want to do it wrong). I came in when Leitch was in charge and David Hershey was doing World Cup updates. It’s all been great. Thanks for everything. I hope nothing changes.

No matter who wins, the Clownfister blog loses. RIP.