also, i know brit’s kid doesn’t have a neck tat fr, but i wouldn’t be surprised

Still a better newt by a million miles:

We’re seeing a lot of sensible comments from Trump’s potential running mates. I think they’re doing everything they can to make sure Trump doesn’t pick them.

I’m going with a brain parasite.

Starfish and coffee is my absolute favourite prince song, hands down. There is a cover version that plays on KPL on siriusxm that so absolutely divine that has Mya Rudolph on it that is splendid.

The Book of Love by the Magnetic Zeros is a good one (as is the longer and more symphonic cover by Peter Gabriel).

My husband and I danced to Black or White by Michael Jackson, we’re interracial, and the guests in attendance seemed to be in on the joke, they all joined us on the dance floor.

Also, stop playing Pachelbel’s Canon at weddings. Ever. Burn all the sheet music and recordings.

just as much of a cock? He was just handed a 21-month prison sentence. But yeah, Ronaldo does like taking his shirt off.

But your lawn has a Bulbasaur!!!!

If Giroud had missed the header the Griezmann did, we would have never heard the end of it.

Oh man, yes! I’m glad I’m not the only one consistently underwhelmed by Andy Borowitz.

That’s true. That’s why I meant Trump should watch out if he picks Newt. Newt’ll be coming for the number 1 spot one way or another.

There is never a bad time for a Dan thread!

So... Dan Egan?

As a 90's Republican he could be today’s moderate candidate.

As Disney is wont to do, they elongated that star and narrowed its “waist”

Men continuing to theorize about "crazy" woman. Nothing new here.

I still have my T-shirt with Mary Todd on the front with the line “You’d have to be crazy to live in Springfield.”