This story has inspired me to get into the process of beginning the process of starting the Kinja avatar name-changing process — from Bachelorpod to Mile High Meltdown!

I seriously am considering going to auctioneering school. I already talk pretty fast and it sounds like a fun gig.

Wowwwwwwwww, it’s almost as if pot legalization was a libertarian red herring that didn’t have any actual effect on disproportionate arrests of people of color, who could have guessssssssed

There's going to be a very awkward moment at the convention when Bobby Knight tries to throw the chair that Clint Eastwood is lecturing to.

“The album covers – my work – was getting more attention than the music, and it upset their (the band’s) ego,” Riggs said. “So they were going around the world telling everybody that it was all their ideas and I was just a dumb monkey that painted it all. So this didn’t go down very well.”

Also, there’s a UFO. All bases covered. Where the naked tittays are, I’ve no idea. Back of the shirt, maybe?

I think there may be a correlation between both owning a power drill already and understanding that you need to anchor your shit.

I don’t. I killed thousands of ants yesterday. Don’t feel guilty about it.

He misses Harry.

I wouldn’t trust Hodgson to pick up groceries at WalMart.

You mean someone trained by the Faceless Men and who happens to have Cersei on a kill list? hmmm

Oh, this is an excellent read. Thank you!

Legit, I’m like 99.9% sure she’s had work done. I used to see that stupid bigot face everyday, it has most definitely changed. As well as having a better make-up person because she used to just have globbed on orange make-up a la Trump.

those are some OUTFITS

Omg YES!!

So, did Arya murder some random girl to get her face? Where did she get use of an oven that didn’t have a ton of people around questioning why there were fingers in the pie? When did she learn how to bake?

Everyone seems so sure Dany can’t get pregnant, but isn’t that a magic thing and couldn’t Melisandre or someone undo it? And we saw Melisandre is heading south, maybe to meet up with her.

Enter: Dany. She’s heading to villain territory. I can feel it.

I'm so, so over her and I hope Jaime offs her sooner rather than later. Then zombie Gregor can kill Jaime and Sandor will burst in and kill zombie Gregor. The end.

Pour one out for Margaery