No- I am referring to being “on” as in making with the pretty face and pleasantries. I am an introvert - being the center of attention & having to be nice about it is not my jam.

ALT is the sunshine of my life

Why, when his outfit says everything?

LOL, that’s basically it. You know the type: one of those pompous, superficial, no-time-for-anyone-who-isn’t-already-someone tufthunters of the first degree. If people outside of fashion hate fashion types for being elitist, snooty, and not all that bright, Derek Blasberg is the exemplar.

“You can totally wear that bridesmaid dress again!”
“WEAR A DRESS TWICE? WHAT AM I, AN ANIMAL?”

He is a “thing” because he has been unctuously forcing himself upon everyone in the industry at all times since he was about twenty-two, which he was able to do since he is a trust fund dinkus and an epic social climber/ass-kisser. To give just one example of his hubris: In 2010 he wrote (and relentlessly, obnoxiously…

I’m going home tonight to work on a safety-pin crown. Those at least I have at home and in the hundreds, unlike those dolla dolla bills.

This is the most blatant thunder-stealing I’ve ever seen, and they both look like they’re aware of it.

I don’t give a rat’s ass about fashun and clicked because the name Giovanna Battaglia is amazing. As a white bread WASP with a consonant heavy, one syllable surname, I dreamed as a little girl of having an ethnic name and was especially drawn to Italian names. (When you’re as WASPy as my people are, Italian seems…

As if horrible things don’t happen each and every single day...

Oh for fuck’s sake, are you joking?

If I could go back in time and get married again, I would totally have costume changes. And now I really regret my wedding dresses but it was the 90's and I really believed it was something Amanda Woodward would totally have worn. Tons of beads and pearls with a high collar and massive puffy jeweled shoulders and a…

Eh, her rehearsal dress looks like someone glued several crinolines to one of those cheap-but-expensive sweaters from Express, and her makeup looks like her eyeliner is always running. I’m judging and I don’t care.

I would stick out like a sore thumb but I love everything about this.

My favorite part of this joke (besides it just being funny) was that it invites people who don't get the joke to give their views on Trump. Well done.

If I ever join Twitter I would of course pick this picture of January Jones. Betty Draper is so many things to so many people but here she truly represents me at my most authentic:

My reaction was - pity your husband wasn’t so good at that.

and Yankees never won a world championship

That’s a very weak rickroll.

The Chicago Tribune is doing fine with that strategy.