Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump once spent half an hour on Howard Stern’s radio show bragging to some guy about how he fucked his girlfriend! Wait, that also actually happened. How is this supposed to work again?

The Rage is dead. They have settled into Bitterness Toward Cable Providers in their old age

I am super sad about Chyna dying.

Chyna always seemed like someone who got chewed up by the system and then was left to deal with the aftermath on her own. If her time in the business had come a little earlier or a bit later, she probably would have gone down as one of the legends of pro wrestling, but she hit at probably the worst possible moment,…

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes YES.

*cough* Bo Jackson *Cough*

Thats not even Hicks’ best throw at Yankee Stadium.

Sorry, I’m kind of spoiled, being an A’s fan with Yoenis, while we had him in the outfield.

He could win back-to-back-to-back AAU national championships with throws like that

My theory is that it’s about what you have to lose. Boomers are likely to think the won’t get caught and will escap punishment and can retire.

I’m pretty sure potheads made gen xers averse to dating potheads.

Yeah, all the weed smokers I know think they’re enlightened. So boring.

No, it’s not Nancy’s fault.

“Oh but thats just the bad stuff, [insert stupid weed name here] totally doesn’t smell bad”

Because those of us Gen Xers with parents who smoked a lot of dope see the effects. My parents are in their early 70s, but they can’t remember a fucking thing. My grandparents (their parents, obviously) weren’t this mixed up at the same age - even my alcoholic grandfather who was in the early stages of dementia.

As a Gen Xer I’m just, like, really old now? I don’t have time for all that shit.

Why wouldn’t you want to date someone who sits on the couch all day, eating Cheetos and watching Spongebob?

That’s because Gen X’s gateway drug was cutting sarcasm and caffeine, before we moved onto bitter irony and heroin. Jesus. Kids today.

Nah, it’s all the movies with stoners in them when Gen X was growing up/teens. They come off super unappealing.