He’s mad at Gwyneth Paltrow about drones?

OH AND ALSO coming of age in the 60's and 70's doesn’t mean that anti-harrassment training in the workplace hasn’t been in a law in California since 2004.

Did his PR team tell him to use the NRA to deflect in his press statement or was that his own idea? What a fuckhead.

But he and Flavia Pennetta are so cute on Instagram.

No, this version. “It was the freshest move I’ve ever seen”

This is the first time I’ve ever seen her and not swooned. It’s making me sad.

BOTTICELLI.

yeah but you can’t buy an embroidered skirt there, can you.

oh well, that’s me being an urban elite.

Once I heard a radio story that the Knights of Templar had hidden the holy grail under what was currenlty a Monsoon store in Hertford.

nope, I immediately went to “big deal with K-Mart.” I can’t tell if that makes me an optimist or not.

You could be a hand model with those nail beds! And he is totally GOOP.

Well guess who’s taking tomorrow off from work!

I figure if it can be handwashed, it can be washed on delicate. I have a new washer so that may be part of it, it allows for very wimpy cycles. I also dry with no heat in the dryer, which is probably a huge waste of electricity.

I’m all about the delicates cycle, I can’t even deal with hand washing anymore.

Yeah but are they? Are they really?

So heartening is his arc that you actually heard healthy cheering—in Arthur Ashe Stadium, Mecca for the basic Federer stan in slacks and a logo hat

Shalom Harlow had the best walk:

Too many clothes, too much wig. If they went back to the slipdress days I’m sure things would be easier (apologies for nips).

Remember kids, if your crime is bad enough or gets lots of publicity, that means you were an adult when it happened.