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that Vogue patterns cover in there is fucking hilarious.

see also Saving Private Ryan.

VHS tapes had extras too. When Jezebel is gone I’m going to miss all you young people thinking we all rode around in horse-drawn carriages until 1985.

So she’s choosing the son she sleeps with over seeing her other kids? I’m always going to have a hard time with people who do that, even if they’re not their boyfriend’s mom.

I want that floral kitchen floor!

Way harsh Bobby, what do you have against the Ali family? Not even cold in his grave and you’re dissing the champ and his daughter?

are you calling Robby a heterosexual?

Yeah but

I don’t get how there can ever be leftover nachos.

Jane Marie, the economy is going to crater because you don’t tell me what to buy anymore!

And shit rolls under them! I had to keep a pole in my bathroom when I had a clawfoot tub just to retrieve all the lipsticks that rolled under there.

HGTV has a newer show that is not getting much love but is much more to my taste than these two or Flip or Flop. It’s called Vintage Flip and I think everyone should write HGTV and demand that they start showing marathons of it.

VINTAGE FLIP! There’s a new show on HGTV called Vintage Flip where they buy older houses in Southern California and fix them up fairly period-appropriately. It’s really good, not sure why it isn’t in reruns.

He’d kick off anyone who didn’t offer to go down on him the first night. It would be terrible. And great.

That Johnny Weir tweet is so self-aware. He was the biggest brat.

Coco is the greatest living human.

Nas was the best celeb talking head in Popstar, I was surprised.

In California he’d be personally liable, is New York different?

Oh I hope that’s not enough money to buy Gawker.

so maybe he’s actually 33 or 34...although it might be good to have a slightly older crew.