???? is Ariana your idea of alternative or something?

oh let’s have a Dan thread.

yeah but anyone who Trump picks as VP has to know they have an awesome shot at being President if Trump wins. Trump’s a quitter (and likely impeachee), no way he makes it four years.

Maybe you could teach the New Yorker folks what funny is? Because it’s not this Borowitz nonsense:

what a little superstar!

I think it’s that they see the chance of her getting HPV as zero, and the chance of a side effect not zero. They’ll give her other vaccines because they get that there’s a larger chance you could be exposed to pertussis or tetanus or polio, but I swear they believe there is zero percent chance their daughter will…

Acquired taste that you then lose after noticing the same shtick over and over again.

His taste in writers is his best quality, by far.

Nah, no Real World/Road Rules references.

All the best women love both sports and Bobby Finger. Sheesh.

Ha my friend is left-handed!

I have lefty friends who aren’t anti-any other vaccine but didn’t vaccinate their daughter for this. I can’t even talk to them about it I get so angry.

I thought that was from Ally McBeal. I guess that would explain the weird comments I’ve been getting.

#notallmen with violent screen names?

I love when they film shows so you can see the models walk the whole length of the runway (this one is crazy long I know). Updos are great, too.

And also every day should be Hilary Mantel appreciation day.

Frames the face yo. Anything drawing / reflecting light to the face is good, and you can’t wear a diamond necklace every day.

I hated her so much back then, I was surprised how completely delightful she turned out to be on Arrested Development.