OK BUT ALSO REMEMBER when that girl on Average Joe told the guy her previous boyfriend was Fabio and that made the guy dump her?

man and I was just looking for bomber jackets.

I’d masturbate all the time. I have terrible taste.

seriously? Everyone always says I wouldn’t have sex with so and so for a million but think what you could do with a million. I would have sex with Ted Cruz for $100K and use that money to add on a bathroom in my house.

I went to the doctor and told him “my penis is burning.” The doctor replied “that means someone is talking about it.”

Nobody complained how Lower Haight / Hayes Valley completely turned over and that’s a pretty central location.

In San Francisco (where I’ve lived through several rounds of this) people have always complained much less about black neighborhoods being gentrified than Latino ones. Because black folks just aren’t exotic enough I guess?

This is hilarious, Portland (especially the East Side) is completely unrecognizable from when I grew up there. “This scary gentrification trend” has already happened and will continue to happen, because secretly everybody wants it until it’s too late. It doesn’t stop at the “cute cheap places to eat and low rents”…

One thing Jezebel has taught me is that there are a ton of folks new to feminism all the time, and you can’t assume that basic inequality isn’t news to the young.

that is the perfect description of Sienna Miller. It took years of her being famous for me to recognize her!

Sheesh just earlier this week I posted about how there weren’t trolls on Pictorial and how I would go through and star everyone. Y’all are proving me wrong so very quickly.

Nah, I love Grant because it makes the Confederacy apologists mad.

I want Groucho on my money, but I know everyone would still argue.

so why do they have the Federalist Society and that magazine called The Federalist? Is it another Federalist they’re partial to?

I still think it’s weird that the left wingers are all in love with our immigrant bastard Hamilton while the right wingers call themselves Federalists and are in love with him too. Not since Jesus has a person been so many things to so many conflicting ideologies.

All these articles about self-care? #1 self-care is don’t read crazy people’s comments. Love yourself more!

Pictorial probably has the best ratio of good comments / trolly bad comments of any of the sites, too! I am followed on there and I feel like I ungray a ton of comments but why is that my job, maaaan?

Perfect non-trolls who can’t get followed by the Slot!

Just wait until Rubio agrees to be Trump’s vice presidential candidate! The accompanying post of old tweets will be ten miles long!

My favorite thing that happened this year was Allison Williams on the aftershow calling them out for not giving the contestants water and Kleenex. And fuck Chris last night telling Lace that her problem is telling men she’s crazy and ignoring that her problem was having too much to drink on a tv show. There certainly…