see that picture I would never fuck (she says, pretending she has standards).

Ha! we actually went home after the Beasties, no way was I going to stay around for Smashing Pumpkins. I did end up seeing them at a Tibetan Freedom thing because the Beasties played last at that. They were clearly competent but man do I hate Corgan’s voice.

Rita Rudner is not dead is she? Why did you make me panic like that?

I’m 12.

About time someone had the brilliant idea to make a hard rock song about the Vikings.

I’m wondering how many times they watched Cinderella?

seriously? If there’s one thing doesn’t need it’s more white.

Sounds like Maison of Eliott. Now that was soapy.

Why aren’t they afraid? I just don’t get it. Every other critter that size will run away if I yell and stomp my feet and clap my hands (folk dancing is frightening y’all) but raccoons just sit there looking at you.

I know everybody loves Neil deGrasse Tyson but my word is he a pedant on Twitter.

Almost every story you read about castaways and shipwreck survivors involves cannibalism. It’s clearly a very human impulse to eat other humans when you’re starving. Nobody needs to be suggesting it and discussing it, because they’re all thinking it.

This makes me think her marriage is falling apart. Her husband always seems more tolerable than i would expect on ESPN, but you know ESPN is a hotbed of inappropriate relationships so I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s cheating on her.

Remember when there were those blind items about how this whole relationship was just for show and PR? Will those mean people take it back now?

Those Hangover sequels really sucked though.

This has to be a shot from a porno, they’re going to turn around and have their boobs sticking out.

She left once and came back, didn’t she? I’m going to assume that’s what going to happen here because I don’t want to deal with reality.

Keira’s husband now isn’t so hideous but I still feel like she must regret letting that hotness go.

I agree with your point and am sad there is no Nobel Peach Prize.

yeah, imagine if abortion clinics and Sikh temples and black churches were terrorized, oh wait they are.

Ha, Cipro makes me vomit.