MY BIRTHDAY IS AUGUST 31 GIRLS.

What I love about Liam (besides period that about two years ago when he was clearly the hottest) is that you can tell how much he’s always cared about being a pop star.

Not sure what your point is but I recognize all those names, I read all of his columns in the old Details magazine.

My recollection (and I’m old enough that I was an adult back then) is that people were not OK with the Seinfeld-Shoshanna thing. I don’t think anyone called it statutory but people thought Seinfeld was gross and weird to be dating a high schooler.

Greetings fellow August 31ster!

Walk into Hermes and asked to get put on a wait list and see what happens. It’s not like season tickets for the Kansas City Chiefs or getting a table at a restaurant.

yeah, unfortunately the Kellys are getting as hard to find now as Birkins, and they’ve increased more in price, too. You can still get decent vintage Ks for a lot less than a vintage B though.

There’s no wait list in America or France. I’ve heard tales of waitlists in some European countries but I’m not sure if they’re actually true. In America it’s more a situation of sucking up to the sales associate and buying lots of other stuff, then eventually you get offered a Birkin. Sometimes people get lucky and…

I thought the wedding dress shopping thing was really cute:

and you know what that means...

I feel like anything adorable is its own reward and you don’t need to actually use it.

really? I love that thing and always use it when I’m opening wine.

This is good, but it’ll just send me in a spiral of listening to all the Monument remixes over and over again. Not that I’m complaining.

Women work harder on maintaining their attractiveness?

Nah, the winner is MTV who gets all this publicity for their stupid (opaque) awards system, and much of the criticism that should be directed at them ends up on individuals instead.

How do you all you people know what piss tastes like? I see so many commenters with this piss remark.

Pictorial is its own site, if you’re not followed for Pictorial you’ll still be gray here, even if you’re black on Jezebel.

is that the crazy psychic lady from season 1 of Beverly Hills housewives? I need to watch that again.

I like your comments but isn’t this the time to use the dismiss button rather than argue with the MRAs?

You have no idea the house plant craze of the early-mid 1970’s. There were so many books about talking to plants.