“Franken-pancit” is the best food descriptor of all times. The best!!

Franken-pancit was the doctor’s name.

Traditionally its usually kielbasa. I’m going to pretend that’s what I saw, because hot dogs...ugh.

This is how ya eat iiiiiit

I actually had them together in the first line with Aziz, split them up because it didn’t make sense putting them together. As you said they’re too similar.

Love them

I am hopeful that will be the case but wow is it devastating when you want kids and are staring your 30th in the eye. It’s like, I know I have a lot of time to have kids but when you think about the time line of dating and really getting to know someone without putting that pressure on it...sigh. Anyway maybe…

My daughter was admitted into an inpatient psychiatric hospital lastnight after reaching out for help with suicidal thoughts. She just turned 13. She’s been on Abilify since July and I think it’s robbed her of herself. I’m so glad that she asked for help, but so devastated that she’s feeling this way and I can’t make…

My boyfriend of one year (who was my friend for longer) broke up with me. Thought he was my forever person maybe. This is urgent: send kittens and puppies and all manner of squee because I’m wrecked.

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

This latest set of scandals reminded me of the savage Chicago Tribune opinion piece, When this is over, you will have nothing you want. It’s a wonderful read.

I dream of the day I’ll be able to open Jezebel and not see the hairy cheeto with the anus mouth all over the first page.

I love the travel channel with such passion.

I personally wish I was at the diner where pence was when he found out. It was apparently so bad that his staffers had to clear the press pool from the restaurant.

The ballots are printed. People are already voting.

Nope, that’s too obvious to be shade. That’s just a sarcastic insult.

My guess is that it’s more snark than shade, but I’m no expert

Yes, I let my massive dislike of Letterman cloud my thinking, and I might have fed a troll, too?

In my humble, uneducated opinion, I would say it’s not shade. Slightly too obvious. If you had just talked a lot about how she enjoyed the event and not mention anything to do with the photographer, THAT would be shade.