So “I never hit my kid. I just grabbed them by the shoulders and shook them very, very hard while screaming in their face”?

I have no idea whether or not Brad Pitt is an abuser. Until Angelina or someone close to the family explicitly makes that claim, I’m taking these allegations with a grain of salt. But as a daughter of someone who was abusive, I reject the idea that abusive people have noticeable tells that we can all spot from a…

WHAT’S IN THE BOX,BRAD

Nah, I got it. I wish you had people to do the amplification method for you, it sucks having to do it for yourself.

i believe i am largely disliked in my office and seen as “difficult” because i make sure to point out to people who try to take credit for my shit, or ask me a question after I JUST said the answer to it that I did indeed speak and had that idea/answered that question first.

They sure do, but they definitely don’t cover Brad or the Coreys careers in history classes.

Marion Cotillard is kind of known moron. A beautiful and arguably talented moron*, but a moron nonetheless. For example, she’s a 9/11 truther and thinks the moon landing was faked.

Um, excuse me Rit and Tom are still married and no one will ever convince me they aren’t perfectly happy. Harrumph.

Six kids in and she realizes she’s not cool with how he parents? Whatever. I was “Team Jen” and I suppose that was the long game. I hope the tabs hit us with years of “Lonely Brad” even if he has one hottie after another and takes fabulous vacations ala Jen Aniston, the woman who has figured out how to work just hard…

Oh DAMN.

Because it should be fucking reported. Be a better fucking troll.

I’m an law abiding black male and I get nervous every time a cop car is behind or near me while i’m driving, not only in my personal vehicle but also my work truck. I don’t want to say that all cops are bad but, lately it sure feels that way, especially when the good ones are protecting the scum hiding behind their…

...but you just got home from a dope dinner where the chef came out and was chatty and charming and suggested to you an off-menu item that was DA BOMB and then you went for drinks, oh god so many drinks and the uber ride was long AF but you’re snuggled up in too-cozy sheets and he thinks you’re as much a delicacy as…

10/10 Would still hit it.

They separated in 2014, divorced in 2015, and now Mariah is engaged to billionaire James Packer, and Nick is wearing turbans and making terrible music.

SOMEONE HAS TO

UM EXCUSE ME THE RUGRATS DID IN FACT GET OLDER

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Actually, if more rich people acted like Martha (admitted her culpability, accepted her consequences, and did her prison time in a meaningful way and public way that also brought attention to women in incarceration), that would be a good thing.