It must be weird when your little sister is actively trying to be you. Right, Kim?

Where were you when you heard the news? I was at work, I heard a soft sobbing from my bosses office. I asked her what wrong, and she said everything. That’s when tony the mail room guy walked by and said he was leaving early, he just couldn’t continue working. That’s when I knew it was serious, Tony never leaves…

Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with.

3 months is the perfect amount of time to determine if you want to move forward in the relationship.

What kind of monster eats dry hamburgers? They might as well dump ketchup on it.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

And I *JUST* got engaged Sunday evening. FUCK! I knew I should’ve held out a little longer...

barstow is much better imo... it also has a starbucks and is closer to vegas!

Now that is such a weird story. I first heard about him from the Sword and Scale podcast.

With hundreds of candles, but doesn't burn down.

Or an art directed “abandoned” house that miraculously has heat/light/running water, and is not filled with old stained mattresses/crackheads/burned out remains of a meth lab. She and her feisty gal pal will also have a never ending supply of designer clothes and personal hygiene articles.

Baker!!!!!

cut back on the dosage or maybe switch to loopy pills, thats a parking garage.

Yeah, some of those inland California places are such wastelands. Victorville, Barstow...I went through a part of Stockton that was like another world...giant potholes, broken curbs, people standing around aimless and glassy-eyed, staring, filthy...

High Desert: Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy (Come see our poppy reserve!)

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

People fucking suck.

Those fuckers wore bandaids on their faces with little hearts drawn in purple sharpie to the 04 RNC. There may have been purple sharpie tear drops there too but don’t quote me on that one, it was 12 years ago.

Starring sexy Playboy(R) Bunnies(R)!

I feel like there's some YA novel with that title