Say a quick Top o’ the Mornin to ol Bill. Don’t forget the whiskey! Irish love whiskey. And hey Bill? Feeling hungry? Are you hungry hungry or like 1845 hungry, know what I mean? Say Bill, where’s your kilt and haggis? No? That’s a completely different county and culture entirely? Oh Former/Current British subjects…

I GASPED at the bullshit about HIV and then releasing her diary to the public. That is beyond fucked up. My heart really went out to her.

This is everything I wanted to say. Bravo.

Same with my alma mater in a nothing town! My sister in law’s school was cancelled! Dumb

Same! I have had CHILD SUPPORT documents sent to me by accident. Wtffff

Sorry if it seemed like I came at you. You’re right, more people DO need to know how to get out of them. Or at least hands in front.

Did it say it was behind her back? They could have just zip tied them together and she broke free after they left. Pretty clear they were just there for the jewels, not to hurt her.

http://jezebel.com/kim-kardashian-was-bound-and-gagged-during-paris-robber-1787351141

Good call not watching that scene. I still have never looked at Fallon’s injury. (Please no one show me)

Like what happened to Fallon?

That sounds WAY more painful

Looooololol to chest balloons. Calling them that from now on.

Bottom half of your finger sounds like the part closest to the knuckle, Lindsey. Like, your entire finger. I had to go back and triple check she didn’t lose the whole thing.

So you missed many is them. Hit refresh or go to today’s dirt bag.

Exactly. Like say what you want about his tempermental personality and that shit with Taylor, but Kanye is family-oriented. His mother’s death proved that. And he has alllllways loved Kim and been a dedicated dad. How scary.

Waaaay over my head

What’s he gonna do? Sue every black guy in DC wearing a yellow shirt? He wasn’t caught.

ETA Responded to wrong person

Same what is death drive? Have I crossed the threshold and am no longer hip to the slang?

Had a Shower Grigio tonight! Stealing this.