By Chris Klein?!? Or... *my 13 yr old heart prays* PACEY?

Wow dude you sure showed me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

WHAT WHAT WHAT. I had NO idea.

Yeeeeeeesh! I meant that in terms of celebrity divorce, in California specifically, 10 years was thought to be the magic number that there was no fault and all assets split 50/50. I know I’m not on drugs and that this is a thing. I’m not a divorce lawyer (although clearly you are) but I know that this is a definite…

Thanks!

But how come there’s the whole 10 years no fault divorce part of so many stories? How many celebrities have been boned by the 10 years. Hmm...

Damn! I hadn't heard that! Juicy!

Woaaaahhh!! Hadn't heard the Ewan McGregor angle! I am choosing not to believe it because I love him and don't want to believe he cheated.

Yeah there’s long been whispers that Tom always wanted a biological child, and in fact divorced Nicole Kidman while she was recovering from a miscarriage (aaaaand mere weeks before their 10 yr anniversary so she didn't get 50/50- a real piece of shit). I think the deal was a child and cover in exchange for catapulting…

I've long thought Jez needed more tacos TBH.

Thank you! I didn't scroll deep enough!

Thank you! I didn't see it when I scrolled through.

Did I miss the story about Johnny Depp’s bloody finger painting? I heard about it last night and am desperate for everyone's commentary on this!

TEAM KELLY AND I VOTED. Briiiinng it.

She said that what we saw was the second interview, and that he had already confessed. I’m deep into crime podcasts and one had an FBI... Profiler? Interviewer? Idk FBI Guy on there and he is suuuuper conservative and even he was like, no no no you coerced this poor boy and violated his rights and he needs a new trial…

I am currently in a Facebook fight with a woman who 100% thinks there was no coercing from the police and they did not take advantage. What the what.

Holy fuck that was so much creepier than I thought.

Nick Jonas: Jobroni?!

Not as fancy as Aspen, but I think it’s always been $$$$. The Ramseys, anyone ?

I mean it HAS to be Boulder, right?