I hope that wall had insurance!

There’s a happy ending to this story, though.

Patrick Kane had planned on wearing stripes for the next few seasons regardless.

Would ruin the Rangers uni’s...

I feel like I’m the best commenter on Kinja.

“I feel like” is just a state of mind. I can take LSD and feel like I’m Superman.

How did you get Rex Ryan’s computer?

They all end up like Kurtwood Smith in RoboCop.

I still give the Chinese ability to make snow a greater chance of success than I give Qatar’s open-air air-conditioning technology.

Tom Brady killed Cecil

Boston and Dunkin’ Donuts, the official sponsors of sadness.

BOOOOOO

Just wait until you see him in the field.

I should say here: don’t do this. But if you do do this, do like Buchanan did and plan your escape route. And if you do that, and get away scot-free, don’t talk to the local news and give your name.

Kobe Bryant’s starting five:

LeBron and four other LeBrons with varying hairlines.

I like the part with the dancing.