Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

I didn't think fantasy football could get nerdier. Congrats!

Oh shit it's Action Bronson!

As a Giants fan let me just say that this is the best article I've ever seen on Deadspin. The Giants have done horribly this season, but the singular ray of light is that after Cruz's injury we've somehow managed to come up with one of the best (if not the best, let's face it if Eli could throw a fucking pass these…

Patrick Kane has mumps, but won't show symptoms. Due to the sheer number of STDs he has, like Mr Burns, he's practically indestructible.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

I had a Micro Machines Blackbird. As a little kid I had no idea how cool this jet really was, it just looked awesome and was one of my favourites.

"Hands Up, Don't Shoot" is this season's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Real genius laser is vastly underrated.

A very serious oversight.

1. Real Genius laser or GTFO

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

"Murderers" better yet.

BONUS LIST

I took your wife out and she was hot.

Who else stopped reading at Gloria Allred?

actually, wouldn't it have been cameroon 13 points, ivory coast 12 points if ivory coast won?