The Bears just signed the cord to a 5 year contract worth 70 million dollars.

Didn't you hear? She went to a Knicks game once so now she's sports.

"Broncos? OJ drove a White Bronco. If you are a Broncos fan, you support wife killers." - Jay Schoeder

Wow, you drained all the fun out of that video

Man, you worked really hard on this unfunny joke, so take a rec.

The Shanghai Sharks' Big Three of Michael Beasley, Yao Ming, and Delonte West is the best Big Three that ever was.

I always tap my head to make sure I get it all out too.

Look on the bright side, Bills faithful: you still have fans like this...

Balls to the face should be a 15-yard penalty.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

Obviously he's seen Zombieland and knows about the double tap.

McCoy, LeSean - Questionable (tipping)

It has long been against the rules in the NFL. He should be suspended as well.

I'm a writer now. I pick up the sharpest pen I can find, plunge it into my belly, and twist.

That would be Matt Bernstein, Wisconsin fullback from 2001-06. Born and raised in Scarsdale, NY

Who is the greatest Jewish football player? You can't include yourself, of course - that wouldn't be so kosher.