Best. Article. Ever.

which will undoubtedly lead to one of these girls posing topless

Wouldn’t that be the prequel?

Well, that’s their fault I guess.

It’s in the deleted scene section.

I’ll go..... PTA mom, stripper, CVS cashier, dental hygienist.

DAMN YOU!! *shakes fist*

Why would you want Kinja to shout the delete option??

You read the article? Hmm.

I consider myself a fairweather Mets fair and I remember Todd. But I don’t remember 7 triples! Wow. I just remember him being really slow. So those must have been corner shots or bloopers over the outfielders that were playing really shallow.

Oh lovely. I can’t wait until those casting tapes come out. They’ll be a hoot. *sarcasm*

Was there a cliffhanger in Teen Mom 1? Is that why there’s a second one?

It’s hard to believe that Todd Hundley got a triple.

What’s this “we” crap? I’m not watching it.

Between this, deep cuts in news operations, and the hiring of former USA Today stooge Mark Pesavento, among other moves, it’s clear Fox has given up any pretense to being anything other than the sports network of choice for those seeking dogshit.

She’s so embarassed, she trying to choke out Jesse.

I wish this dancing b*tch would stop.

Stoppage time is a motherf*cker.

Really? This is what my job has come too? Having ComicCon come in here and just do this crap?