Gisele has really let herself go. Ouch.

Wow, that’s a convo killer.

Your mom and dad don’t count.

Wow. You must be an awesome person to be around.

-Said no one ever.

Are there kosher restaurants? And is Japan anything like Mr. Baseball?

Tiki Barber, the evening’s host

It’s amazing how he isn’t in the HoF. RIP.

Think of the kids!!

So how do you know it’s boring without going?

Oh please. There’s more than one girl there in a bustiere. :-)

Have you been to one?

I’m calling it now. This is more exciting than the actual Tour De France.

I don’t mind that. It’s like the LFL having a float when someone wins the Super Bowl.

I didn’t know ComicCon has gotten so boring that taking picture of men’s crotches is the thing now.

So which finger does he use to say “We’re #1!”?

Wide right!!!

BOOOOO!

Please. Chuck Lidell has taken stronger kicks than that and kept going.

Are you jellin’ because Deadspin didn’t get a profanity and Page Six did?