Why can’t Don Glover be a stripper? You got something against short people?

Cool

Dat azz tho

Why? The guy gets injured every year. His leadership was the only thing I missed.

Heartbreaking. Hopefully she doesn’t become the next Andres Escobar.

Magic Mike 2. Because there were so many questions left unanswered from the first Magic Mike.

I just read...an entire article about fake eyelashes on a woman who plays for the US women’s soccer team. Wtf... Slow day in sports?

7/16

He doesn’t win. Duh.

That’s got to be a chick with those moves.

Which number would that be? Carmelo Anthony’s agent?

Don’t be such a pussy. It’s on the outside anyway.

Well, what else were they going to say? “Fuck her right in the pussy”?? Think about it.

Is that Sweet Brown? The “Ain’t nobody got time fo dat” lady?

Lean back......

Hot!

Now I need to go back and listen to Weird Al’s Greatest Hits.

People be like.....

Awful news headlines:

Oh damn. Ben Watson! He’s important.