The foot center of the brain is adjacent to the sex center. Accidentally connected neurons mean foot fetish. That's why it's super common, fetish-wise.

This checks out. Am American and hence am number one. Know zero contributions to society and culture that are of Englandish origin—everyone knows that gravity, apples, to be or not to be, and the Pete Best Quintet were created in, inspired by, or outright stolen from our glorious country. Also, am constantly…

So you're saying there's a chance!

I too purchased the same set of defective leaking eyes. Damn warranty just ran out.

Ugh. The living. They require so much maintenance. 

As long, slippery ocean dweller I can reply however I want to this thread - Eel

What would have saved it is if he followed up the brushing with the comment, “Ladies is pimps too.”