Seek help.

I’m confused. You talk about a beer truck accident, but all I see is Keystone Light.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

The missile alert in Hawaii was caused by a Demon at full throttle.

So, Cosby needs people to show him the love? He wants people to applaud him, laugh at the same old jokes.

Because mountains and fun roads don’t exist everywhere and sometimes you have to drive hours upon hours to go somewhere that still doesn’t have any fun roads. That’s where a good couch car shines.

YOU SIR !!! get a star for that !!

The first thing the reporter said got me going.

the satire has been done several times, but this is a lost point. conservatives call on religion when they can pick specific parts to justify their financial larceny, but its really largely opposed to conservatism, thats why ayn rand was an aggressive anti-christian(and anti-theist in general), because Christianity,…

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

He still would have been found dead. Unfortunate but let’s blame the guy who killed himself. He is the one who parked there. I do not wish to speak ill of the dead I’m sure he was in pain but this is nothing more than an oversight.

Why an 18 year old Soldier in a war zone running on 70 hours of no sleep is held to a higher standard of skill, professionalism, and discipline than a police officer in Anytown USA is beyond me; and to think that 18 year old Soldier would be less competent than the officer if the roles were reversed is unfathomable.

I don’t care if he’s 80 years old, George Takei is perfect for this.

2005 Subaru Forester XT. Seats 5, wagon, faster than a 350z, room for lots of groceries, available with three pedals (like mine)unique and a total sleeper. And it can off-road well even when lowered. I bought mine with 160k miles for $6,500 and that was 4 years ago. It has never let me down.

.And you need to be quiet. Stop spewing your beliefs in the magic carpenter on everyone else. Nowhere in the bible does it say anything about strapons. Now run along the adults would like to talk

The Martian - ‎Andy Weir

When dealing with people remember “Anger is only one letter away from danger”

In an effort to cause the most amount of Poop Storm I submit the Best Poutine in Canada is NOT in Quebec.

A lawn mower engine is about 200% less complicated than a typical car engine. So its not exactly very accurate to use one for a test. Sugar could do all sorts of nasty things to the injectors, various sensors and catalytic converters, of which the mower engine has none.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.