Wow thats a fun trip down the crazy hole?

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.”

In fiscal year 2018, Department of Justice figures show that 89 percent of all asylum applicants attended their final court hearing to receive a decision on their application.

Personally Drive (And dragrace) a 2004 Forester XT with 300,000KM. Still easily one of the most smile inducing, unexpectedly fast and able to best the vast majority of cars and trucks on the road at the lights. I have an irrational love for my Fozzy.

Government isn’t seizing their property - Ya only their children so not a big deal

Beat me to it you magnificent bastard. Take your star

I dislike Trump .. But I will say NOTHING about his 14 old old son. Now Don Jr is a rancid collection of monkey turds

But get the Forester XT it’s like Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde- Safe Family Wagon - That can run a 9.3 in an 1/8 mile, That is Mustang and Camaro Territory

Thats easy, IF you know the trick.

Go a head and buy it. I call dibs on your kidneys.

You have him dying on devils night. That actually kind of fits

What about a New(er) Mustang?

Subaru Ascent - One drive in the snow and you will never look back and being that you live in Minnesota you have to deal with snow.

Agreed all those are horrible choices. You should all be ashamed. :P

The best out I ever did to a pressure sales guy (Father in-law talked me into a time share cruse) was to reach over the desk and gently pinch the cheek of the sales guy while stating “Your so cute while you trying to close”. He handed be my bottle of rum as told me to get out.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could (Stuff more ads onto the site), they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Perfect car for your first time teenage driver.

Basically automotive hell

Ok this guy should be tie wrapped to the steering wheel of a Smart car and forced to drive the Cannonball Baker Sea-to-Shining-Sea Memorial Trophy Dash route, but timed so he hits every rush hour traffic. Oh yes just to add a little more discomfort, do it in summer and the A/C is set up to only work for the first 15…