The best out I ever did to a pressure sales guy (Father in-law talked me into a time share cruse) was to reach over the desk and gently pinch the cheek of the sales guy while stating “Your so cute while you trying to close”. He handed be my bottle of rum as told me to get out.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could (Stuff more ads onto the site), they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Perfect car for your first time teenage driver.

Basically automotive hell

Ok this guy should be tie wrapped to the steering wheel of a Smart car and forced to drive the Cannonball Baker Sea-to-Shining-Sea Memorial Trophy Dash route, but timed so he hits every rush hour traffic. Oh yes just to add a little more discomfort, do it in summer and the A/C is set up to only work for the first 15…

My Forester is called Fozzy

My Forester is called Fozzy

The correct answer is a 2004 Subaru Forester XT

Those door handles have a reputation for opening during a car wash.

Those door handles have a reputation for opening during a car wash.

Sudbury, Ontario already mines nickel in an environmentally sound way. It is better quality nickel than the Pig nickel (low grade ferronickel) made in Indonesia. It’s not only about the quantity it has to be high quality nickel for use in electronic devices or batteries. 

Don’t for get Liberia and Myanmar they use imperial 

Metric is Super easy

Hey now Al is a national treasure.

Go back under the bridge troll. 

Go back under the bridge troll. 

New term “Mask-Holes”

Also sounded much like a freight train at it’s considerable top speed.

“There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

Sold by the pound I think he would have done better