I wanted so badly for “You can find me at 2 pm every day” to end with “in Temecula.” #neverforget

Wow can’t believe the guy who has missed half his career games and has 93 catches in the 27 he did manage to show up for isn’t the focal point of the offense. Someone give this guy a break already

Attempt to adopt a bench? I kicked in $10 and a sizable emotional investment. Damn thing better be there.

I love PFTCommenter an unhealthy amount, but referring to Big Cat as just a sidekick seems like a petty attack for no reason, especially since Pardon My Take is far and away the best part of Barstool and the best sports podcast IMO

*Junior turns on a 2015 Mets game, Warthen is chatting with Bartolo Colon*

(They were saying Jemele Hill should stick to sports)

I was hoping the win would result in O’Brien’s firing as well, he’s solely responsible as playcaller and the only thing that scored a TD was an improvisation. The rest of the game looked like Tecmo Bowl where the defense correctly guesses the offensive play that is called.

Hopefully someone let Trump know Vince is really ok.

Emmitt Smith: Some say that as a Texan, Judge Amos should recuse himself. But that begs the question. What if he committed no crime in the first place?

Wrong article, but it bore repeating anyway.

And triple mega-fuck Chris Christie with a nacho cheese firehose.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

I was rooting him to declare for trial by combat, just so we could have the comedy of Robin being the only one willing to be his champion.

Dana White needs to go, they need a better fight matchmaker, and they need a guy that promotes their champs from top to bottom. On top of that, lose the Reebok scam and actually pay the fighters.

Romine really needs to drive through his shot. Good level change but poor finish against a big man.

That’s the shell-shocked, disbelieving look of someone who lost like this to the Pirates on a home run.

Mayweather can READ better than Connor can box.

I think the thing here is that Pelini actively sought out this rapist to get him on the team. At the start I was ok with it, if the guy tries to walk on, sure, but Pelini was like “oh hey, the Steubenville rapist is at this college? THAT’S THE KIND OF GUY WE NEED ON THIS HERE FOOTBAW TEAM”

“...when I was at Nebraska...”

Part of me wants Kaep to sign w/ the Ravens, wreck shit, and then re-start his protest.