Promoted for Maiden. All hail Eddie.

Sounds like someone’s gunning for a cabinet position.

Please let it be known that, at one point, I said “why are the Cubs trading our only good pitcher for some guy who hit .142 in his first stint and might just be a total bust?”

Your comment had this effect on me! So true, too.

I believe those were the exact words that sent a Cardinals exec to jail.

This is what I immediately pictured.

Boy, I haven’t seen this level of voting against one’s own interests since...nevermind.

In all seriousness, I hope your employee contract reimburses you for therapy visits.

I’m writing in Cowherd as a protest vote.

This is the best burn since saving private ryan- Bill Simmons

Brady vs. Goodell. Trump vs. Clinton. And now Collinsworth vs. Simmons. This is just the year of Who Can I Hate More, isn’t it?

I can’t stop staring at this GIF. It makes me happy.

You do realize by calling Hinkie a shit GM (he wasn’t great, but not crap), that means the best Sixers GM of the past 30 years would be Billy King. And yet you act like it’s a mystery that they Stockholm Syndrome Hinkie?

You’re right, how dare he consider himself above rape apologists!!

Remember when the NCAA sanctioned Ohio State for its players selling things they owned?

Mike Tirico is the luckiest man in the world.

Another fun(?) fact! Because they used Kevin Hogan for a couple of read-option plays, the Browns were the first team since 2011 to use three QBs in one game. That was the Eagles, who removed starter Mike Vick for Vince Young late in a blowout of the Jets, and then for some reason brought on Mike Kafka for Young to…

Love the line, “rural white voters, largely uneducated.” As if it’s you liberal northeast aristocratic whites who are putting the dems in office. It’s the urban poor, largely uneducated that puts them in office.  What has your party really done for them? Out of every county in NY State the Bronx is dead last in…

She’s not out of touch. Didn’t you see Katy Perry and Jay-Z?

For the life of me I’ll never understand why the democrats cleared the decks to anoint a candidate who had already failed miserably in 2008 and who revealed herself to be isolated and utterly out of touch with the electorate.