If there’s one thing I love, it’s 90s dickhead HBK. When you’re so protective of your spot, you forfeit a title with an “injury” in order to get out of doing a job, man, that deserves all the praise.

That’s up there with Shawn Michaels vs. really old Hulk Hogan when Hogan eventually came back after WCW ended. I always loved the “If I gotta put him over, I’m gonna have FUN doing it!” mindset.

Sadly, we live in a time where everything has to be mutually exclusive because every story has to be told in a way where one person or side is 100% correct in their actions and the other has to be 100% wrong. I think I’ve gone through the stages of acceptance to where I’m not even shocked, surprised or even inspired…

This is a smart move by Upton, because if you put up the sort of “production” he has in recent years, it’s good to repeatedly change your name to fool teams into thinking you’re a different player who might actually deserve a roster spot.

Looks like the only thing that was critically injured was...Jen’s career!

Yeah, when I read the first story, at first it seemed like a fairly light-hearted interaction. She said he’s her least favorite player, he made a “so, you’re in the fan club?” response and there was a little back-and-forth. All cool, no biggie.

This article needed more about the 7'7" kid and how a person can be that height, only weigh 48 pounds and still be able to move under his own will.

One of those things I’ll wonder for a long time is if all this would have been averted or if it would have happened sooner without the Hogan deal.

They felt the need to apologize for that?!? That’s hilarious in a sad, pathetic sort of way.

Yeah. The stats are out there for just how horrible Stafford’s record as a starting QB is against teams that finish their season with a winning record. And when you’ve been around for 10 years, having a variety of supporting players (some even being very good to excellent), and your team has never really gotten over…

This seems to be a really creative way to flip the bird to the Rooney rule.

Cool, it’s been ages since I’ve had a really, truly effective one of those “spend rest of night in fetal position, moaning quietly, knowing you won’t sleep again that night” nightmares. If this doesn’t do it, no clue what will.

So, depending on which side you believe, either:

When you take the headline and Gruden-pic together, it seems the old adage needs to be changed to “Liar, liar, face on fire”.

And that’s only in the past year!

You have all these fancy numbers showing how bad Manning has been, but guess what! Their GM basically said before the year that numbers and stats and stuff are nerd shit, so they’ll be ignored and Manning will start the entire year, putting up numbers that are good at first glance, but really shitty when you delve…

I have to admit a certain admiration for how effective NASCAR has been in turning the sport of automobile racing from “let the best car/driver win!” to “make everyone equal so we get a hell of a lotta wrecks!”

When I saw this story, first thing I thought was that she’d REALLY be on the warpath now. And then I wondered if, in her mind, she even would differentiate between him getting a red card and him being accused of rape, or if she’d brush both of them off equally as the works of haters and this would just be an addendum…

I did not, but now I have this image of Bielsma trying to do a suicide dive and am stuck somewhere between being horrified for whomever is going to have to catch him and laughing hysterically at the concept.

What about this for a “solution” (ie: probably not a solution, but at least better than the typical “durrr, how we do this right?!???” dumbfuckery that’s been the primary consistency of Goodell’s tenure): Before every game, all quarterbacks on both teams pick a jersey. If they pick the same jersey as the rest of their…