Hearing more about a card-carrying Hall of Very Good player ripping on a legit Hall of Fame player about needing to understand how the game is might have been the sort of thing I needed to make a dull, tedious Monday of a Monday a bit more bearable.

I gathered that their concern was less along the lines of “they’ll just die of infection instead” and more along the lines of “we might contract that shitty disease ourselves”, as head Maester dude shot Sam down by saying Pylos (who wrote the book on curing it) died of it.

Considering that Cersei’s middle name could be “Vengeance” and one of said Snakes happens to be the woman who delivered a nice, lethal poison kiss to her daughter and the other Snake seems to be the momma’s girl to the first (at least, I’m hoping that was the reason we had the scene with the three young Snakes where…

Yeah, and you have to think that if Meadows was doing better in AAA than his “horrible start, decent recovery, oops! injured!” season, Cutch might not be so safe this year.

Well, so far Euron is to “winning” what Trump is, with how he’s done nothing but fail, but still talks a big game and has the support of a bunch of crude, under-educated types who are mystified by his boasts.

That’s one thing I’ve heard a lot since Cersei shot him down. My problem with that is that it’d show a hilariously shocking lack of basic aptitude on Dany’s part to let her top advisor get kidnapped by pirates, especially a pirate whose main impact has been (1) having his first fleet stolen by Yara and poster-child…

This comment has made me extremely depressed for reasons I can barely comprehend, other than the simple fact that when anything is so bad it gets compared to Limp Biskit, I get sad simply because it exists.

Well, she’s not the only person who regularly tweets dumb shit on purpose (what the purpose is, no one knows, but the sheer amount of dumb shit proves it can’t be an accident). Apparently now that a certain political office-holder has taken the crown for that, she’s getting her name back out there for a glorious…

Good for Price. Now that he’s with the Red Sox, he’s decided to embrace his inner Bostonian and is being a complete asshole to random people for reasons that only exist in his head under the vague umbrella of “persecution”.

“The Sixers are going to win 37 games and be the goddamn fifth seed in the Eastern Conference playoffs.”

I disagree. As long as Phil Jackson is running them in the most bumbling way possible, they might be the most interesting franchise in the NBA. It’s kind of like Philly’s “The Process”, but without the vague notion of potential success at some random time really far down the road when the assets they would get for…

The best thing about this story is that gave Drew content for two separate Why Your Team Sucks columns. The Bears for being dicks and the Packers for having this guy as a fan.

We are talking GS fans. If Cleveland fans are stupid, as Green says, GS fans are the annoying bandwagoners who didn’t even realize their region had an NBA team until a couple years ago and have the basketball knowledge to match.

You know, at first I was thinking you were mistaking Benoit’s sarcasm for his real feelings, since other than Jimmy G, I don’t know that any of those back-ups deserve to be considered on Kap’s level (as a Steelers fan, I’d offer to make Jones “disappear” if they wanted to sign Kap. FOR FREE.).

Looking forward to Curt Schilling’s take on this where he blames minorities for (a) needing translators and (b) being defensive about a good hard-working white American telling them what they do or don’t need and then denying that Remy actually said what he said because he wasn’t there to personally hear it before…

Yeah, letting him go was a mistake. GS now has a decided advantage in players who are capable of “accidentally” punting someone’s nuts into their throat or crippling a guy.

I can definitely understand Posey having no desire to get involved. Since he’s a star player for the Giants, the first thing crossing his mind was that someone on Washington is going to plunk him in retaliation because Strickland’s a big asshole upset he got taken to school three years ago in the playoffs.

Well, it’s not like he has anything better to do, like actually play in tournaments, now. And when you have nothing left, what better to do than explore the outer limits of intoxication?

Morbidly obese shut-in who spends all his time ordering pizza and yelling at Fox News for being too left-wing for his tastes.

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