this turkey’s a little dry

I screamed at that point too-scared my dog awake. i really thought she was going to off him

i’ll agree with you as soon as this comment is no longer “pending”

blargh

if i lived anywhere near this, I would be so there. sounds amazing

every thanksgiving we watch "Beer" while waiting for the turkey to cook. been doing it for at least 10 years now, it's a great tradition. you should try it

of all the many things i love about that show, the Rob Thomas cameo is my favorite

oh man, saturday night jack horkheimer, with that amazing theme music. my youth

maybe it's just because i don't know that much about it, it doesnt seem that bad to me. the sexual part is kinda weird, but no weirder than a lot of stuff you see on the internet. otherwise, just seems like adult halloween. dressing up in cute furry costumes.
it's either a lot stranger than i'm aware of, or it's just…

that sounds so dirty

hell, i can barely get people to watch IT crowd. all the morons want is big bang theory

do you explain it while wearing your comedy breasts?

after hearing about it for at least 10 years, I finally saw that movie a year ago. It made me go watch "the long goodbye"

I was visiting family in massachusetts when i drove an hour and a half to go see rifftrax manos the hands of fate. they could not fathom why i would go see a bad movie. but my family notoriously has an anti-whimsy bias

a chrysler lebaron?

there's no cure, there's no answer

i've got a disney chritmas ornament with gepetto holding pinnochio up by the strings. every time i see it, i yell pull the string in Landau/Lugosi's voice

I do love Purple Rose though

all jokes aside, I've been to the one in Florida (its about 15 miles from my house and right next to the IMAX) and it's not good. Typical sports bar theme, think ale house but with worse food, then in the corner they have a small (quite small, the size of a walk in closet) store where you can buy Caddyshack hats and t…

there were bits about the show that were very funny, but the dog's voice and lines made me feel guilty and depressed. I kept looking at my dog saying "oh my god is that what you think?". Stuff about cats being evil and loving trash-funny and relatable. Stuff about feeling abandoned and wondering if youre ever coming…