So this guy definitely got a DUI after one too many late night benders/”strategy sessions” at his law firm, right?

Because company towns were such a great idea in the past.

“Earned” is a strong word to use here. Nobody gets $54 million by earning it. They get it by exploiting the people who worked for it.

Employer provides incredible benefits package, using money earned from doing good deeds. Kotaku: “Isn’t that terrible?”

An actual centrist would be a little to the left of the Democratic party. Anyone between America’s two right wing party is just right wing.

You live in California and have ridiculously fast broadband by American standards. The FCC defines broadband as 25Mb/3Mb. Yes, that’s a THREE. The reason the FCC uses these numbers is because it allows them to say 99% of Americans have broadband.

How is fucking streaming the future when Stadia failed? Wtf are you even saying?

Streaming might be an option in a country with modern infrastructure like Estonia, but not in third world countries like most of the USA.

I mean... no, that’s obviously not true. Some people might migrate to a cloud-only experience but there’s no way it’s going to be the majority of people. Lots of people want to own their games and lots of other people simply don’t have internet speeds needed for cloud gaming.

To explain my reference: I gasped out loud at these fonts. I would have put more work into a photoshop joke. and this game cost $70.

Murk is from murky, which would be a lack of clarity like dirty water. Merc is short for mercenary and slang for kill.

If you’ve been around long enough to have been in a place long enough to now be a refugee from it, you should be familiar with the way the cross pollination of posts works between the various mastheads.

Okay, so I probably needn’t feel too bad that I haven’t watched The Simpsons in like twenty years? 🤔

I mean, is this like convicting Al Capone of tax fraud instead of all the murder? Like, it’s the thing that held the most water compared to other reasons to block the deal because there isn’t much precedent set in the cloud gaming space? Legitimately asking because I don’t pretend to know this stuff, just speculating…

Maybe it’s because... let me check on the app quick... a small fry on it’s own is fucking $2.59. That’s 230 calories for $2.59. I can get a 250 calorie hamburger for $1.49 or a 400 calorie McDouble for $2.29. Like, I’m not here to do pricing strategy for you, McCEO.

Do you have COVID

Just finish Metroid Dread goddamit!

They snorted the Dune spice

To everyone in the comments: It’s okay. You can admit what DeSantis is doing is absolutely an authoritative abuse of power without having to hem and haw about Disney to try and keep your “progressive” credibility.